My ma

It's 1:51 AM 

I SHOULD be in bed

and

my PHONE should NOT be ringing.

Who the eff is calling at 1:51 AM?

Guess!

No really, go on and guess.

NO...

NOT MY MOM!!

well, not exactly...

It's an automated message that I just received a   

text message on my landline

What did it say?

*insert robot voice* <--- This part is CRITICAL.

Holy. Shit. I. Just. Googled. Puerto. Vallarta. Party. Bus. And. You. Came. Up. Number. One.

Congrats on learning how to text, Ma.

And thanks for the urgent info.

Goodnight.

Who likes RANDOM stuff?

bad = the radio station playing that Celine Dion song from Titanic "my heart will go on" on the radio the other night. 

The other night as in August of 2010. 

??????????????????????????

worse = me cranking the radio and singing it as loud and as emotionally charged as possible.


however... I can not or will not confirm if that is fact or fiction.

but

I can say that right after that did or did not happen they played my girl Britney's old school song "oops I did it again" to which I also sang my bloody heart out.

and

after that factual or fictional song singing episode they played "red red wine" which I also sang to just as loudly and fiercely as I did the others.