Normal...enough

Sometimes I think my kids are normal.

They laze around and watch movies with lots of violence

They make ridiculous faces

They play basketball in their undies

They pee in the park

They pretend to feel bad for when someone notices

They EAT, pray DRINK, love COLOR

But, it just so happens that SOMEtimes doesn't occur often around here.

Instead we have Ghetto Pirate Costumes

Booze it up at 4 years old

Use the dryer instead of a warm blanket

Did I mention we are too poor to afford beds?

  

Ummm....

I swear I didn't drop him when he was a baby

And when did a cooler no longer become a cooler?   

 

5 seconds after we got it in the house, THAT'S when

OH YEAH,

DON'T FORGET....

The Surprising (and SHOCKING) appearances by 

Nacho Libre

Thanks WWE for reminding him to wear  

tights when he shows up at our restaurant table

But after all this I realize that it's not MY KIDS that aren't NORMAL...

It's Boys.

So I ask.

What went wrong there, Big guy?